Maxine for 2010/2011
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:10 pm
Maxine for 2010/2011
When I 'snap', you will be the first to know.
Maybe I'll wake on the right side of the bed tomorrow.........and maybe I won't.
I can't be bother with a cell phone in my car.........I am too busy making finger gestures at everyone.
I tired paying my taxes with a smile..........they wanted money.
DON'T like my attitude? Email me at www.Like.I.Care.com.
Real women don't have hot flashes..........they have Power Surges!
Men are always saying how we suffocate them.........personally, I think if you can still hear them, you aren't pressing hard enough on the pillow.
When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts them down pretty quick.
Getting old is like an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot, is cold. What should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than any thing else on the menu.
As far as I am concern, the perfect bra is a sweatshirt.
Warmie
When I 'snap', you will be the first to know.
Maybe I'll wake on the right side of the bed tomorrow.........and maybe I won't.
I can't be bother with a cell phone in my car.........I am too busy making finger gestures at everyone.
I tired paying my taxes with a smile..........they wanted money.
DON'T like my attitude? Email me at www.Like.I.Care.com.
Real women don't have hot flashes..........they have Power Surges!
Men are always saying how we suffocate them.........personally, I think if you can still hear them, you aren't pressing hard enough on the pillow.
When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts them down pretty quick.
Getting old is like an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot, is cold. What should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than any thing else on the menu.
As far as I am concern, the perfect bra is a sweatshirt.
Warmie