Quotes - September 13, 2010
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:46 pm
Thanks Stephen.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
-- Frank Dane
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg, Mitch All Together
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
-- Rita Rudner
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
-- Evan Esar
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
-- Frank Dane
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg, Mitch All Together
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
-- Rita Rudner
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
-- Evan Esar