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Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:46 pm**

An elderly gentleman.....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Warmie

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:29 pm**

another elderly gentleman who was a little hard of hearing went to the doctors with his wife for her appointment. A couple of minutes later he punched the doctor in the face and stormed out. his wife followed him saying 'no no honey,the doc said i've got acute angina........'

:lol:

Posted: **Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:59 am**

(((((((((((((((((( lisalou )))))))))))))))))

LOL, thanks so much for adding that. Funny!!!!!!!!!!

Warmie

Posted: **Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:13 pm**

Then his wife went for a mammogram, she came home smiling from ear to ear and said 'The doctor says I have the breasts of a 20 year old'

Her husband grumbles 'Yeah but what about your 80 year old ass?'

She replied 'Funnily enough, we didn't discuss you...'

Posted: **Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:50 pm**

LOL another good one.

Warmie