Blone on a plane
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:07 pm
A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in Economy Class, gets up and moves the the First Class section and sits down.
The flight Attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
After checking the ticket the Attendant informs the blonde that she paid for Economy Class and that she will have to sit in that section.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I am staying right here!"
The flight Attendant goes to the cockpit and reports to the Pilot and the Co-Pilot. "There is a blonde 'bimbo' sitting in First Class, that belongs in Economy, and won't move back to her seat."
The Co-Pilot goes out to the blond and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave First Class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I am staying right here!"
The Co-Pilot returns telling the Pilot that he probably should have the Police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde, who won't listen to reason.
The Pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak "Blonde"!
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
The blone replies, "Oh I'm sorry!" Gets up and return to her seat in Econony.
The flight Attendant and Co-Pilot are amazed and asked what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her, "First Class" isn't going to Toronto."
Warmie
The flight Attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
After checking the ticket the Attendant informs the blonde that she paid for Economy Class and that she will have to sit in that section.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I am staying right here!"
The flight Attendant goes to the cockpit and reports to the Pilot and the Co-Pilot. "There is a blonde 'bimbo' sitting in First Class, that belongs in Economy, and won't move back to her seat."
The Co-Pilot goes out to the blond and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave First Class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I am staying right here!"
The Co-Pilot returns telling the Pilot that he probably should have the Police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde, who won't listen to reason.
The Pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak "Blonde"!
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
The blone replies, "Oh I'm sorry!" Gets up and return to her seat in Econony.
The flight Attendant and Co-Pilot are amazed and asked what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her, "First Class" isn't going to Toronto."
Warmie