'What about *****?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance' she said. 'He wont even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish *****'. It's when you drop the ***** tablet into his coffee. He wont even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'What..why was it so terrible...was it not good?' asked the doctor.
'Holy jaysus, twas the best time I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'.
Warmie
