LOL Buuuuusssssssted!! Good one Warmie
A mother comes to visit her son. She notices that his roommate is a woman.
She says to him, "Oh why didn't you just tell me you had a girlfriend?"
He replies, "We're just roommates, we're not together."
She says, "Are you sure you're not together?"
Exasperated the son replies, "You shouldn't assume a thing like that just because we are living together! We are NOT together!"
The mother smiles and nods. "Alright dear, if you say so."
The rest of the visit goes well and the mother leaves. A few days later the girl says to the son that she can't find the spoon they use all the time for cooking. They look everywhere for it and finally the girl suggests that maybe his mother took it. The son can't figure out why his mother would do such a thing but after a little more talk, they decide to call up the mother and ask about the spoon.
After a bit of talk the son asks casually if she has seen the spoon. The mother denies having seen the spoon to which the son replies hotly,
"I know you took it!"
The mother replies, "Well, you shouldn't assume a thing like that just because you can't find it. If your "room mate" was sleeping in her own room, she would have found it laying on her bed."