Quotes - June 5, 2012

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
-- George Bernard Shaw

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
-- Henry Cate VII

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
-- Ogden Nash

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen

[Destination]

lol the sad thing is, those quotes actually make sense!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Destination. Stephen does send some that do make you think, 'yep, that's right!'..

[St8arrow]

A man went into a Computer shop and the sales clerk showed him one of the newest computers. The clerk then said that this new computer would reduce the man's workload by 50%.

Good said the potential customer. I'll take two of them.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

LOL, groaner........... thanks St8arrow

[Destination]

lol St8arrow good one