Quotes - April 30, 2012

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
-- Groucho Marx

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
-- Peter McArthur

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
-- John Russell