Famous Books Never Written
1. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont
2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily
3. Over the mountaintop by Hugo First
4. The Nude Beach by Seymour Hair
5. The Nudist Colony by Seymour Skin
6. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later
7. Chinese Castration by Won Hong Low
8. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
9. Sliding Down a Banister by Dick Burns
10. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley
11. Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Poo
12. Over-Populated China by Wee Fukum Yung
13. Spot on the Wall by Mister Completely
14. Blood River by Kotex Kid
15. Losing My Virginity by Willie Douet
16. TRAILS IN THE SAND -----PETER DRAGON
17. FALLING OFF A CLIFF-------EILEEN DOVER
18. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook --- Ben Dover
19. French Birth Control by Jacque TuTight
20. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic
21. My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein
22. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe
23. I Was Prepared by Justin Case
24. Oriental Sexuality by Hang Ing Lo
25. Overpopulation in Hawaii by Kamon Yawanaleime
26. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken
27. Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels
28. Russian Torture by W.H.O. Bityourcockoff
29. Secrets of Oral Sex by Heywood Jablomey
30. Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
31. What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous
32. The Female Body by Mike Hunt
33. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle
34. Thirty years in the saddle by Major Asburn
35. Practical proctology by Bea Hind.
36. The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid.
37. What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender.
38. My life as a dyslexic by Bass Ackwards.
39. How things work by Wyatt Dunne.
40. Breathing lessons by Hal E. Tosis.
