Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;
They put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was also not acceptable.
So they again changed the sign:
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
No go.......
Next, they tried:
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
....thumbs down.
Again. Then came in with:
"Minds and Behinds"
....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in:
"Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
.......unacceptable again!
So they tried|:
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
.....not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"
.....no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks"
.....still no good.
"Loons and Moons"
.....forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith andDr. Jones -- Odds and Ends"
Everyone loved it.
Warmie
