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Married again... for the 4th tim

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:36 pm

Married again... for the 4th time
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like
to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few
moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early
20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her
60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers..


(wait for it)








She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go."

(Oh, just hush-up, you laughed and you know it!)

Warmie 8)

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