Quotes for April 17, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
-- Henry Morgan

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
-- Anonymous

Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.
-- Doris Egan, House M.D., The Right Stuff, 2007

I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
-- David Hoselton, House M.D., Guardian Angels, 2007