New teeth for the minister

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New teeth for the minister

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:22 pm

The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes, but on the third Sunday he preached 1 hour and 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:

The first Sunday, my gum's were so sore it hurt to talk.

The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.

The third Sunday, I accidentally put in my wife's dentures and I couldn't stop talking!"

Warmie 8)

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