Quotes -April 7, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
-- Woody Allen

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
-- David Letterman

A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous

Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
-- Leon Trotsky, Diary in Exile (1959)