Quotes -March 19, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
-- Unknown

Life is just one damned thing after another.
-- Elbert Hubbard

I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
-- George Best