Quotes -March 15, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-- James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
-- Havelock Ellis

No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra

I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
-- Tom Hanks