Bump in the night

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Warmsoul/Jeanie13
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Bump in the night

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:14 pm

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
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The coffin stops!!!

Warmie 8)

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Postby TackingIntoTheWind » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks, (((( Warmie ))))! ( This is definitely one that I'm going to share with my co-workers...)! :)

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:40 pm

(((((((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind ))))))))))))))))))

YW :)

Knowing you got a laugh, made me day, thank you for that.

Warmie


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