Quotes - December 14, 2010

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.
-- Chico Marx

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
-- Marlon Brando

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
-- George Bernard Shaw

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
-- Mitch Hedberg