If my relatives really wanted me to be truly thankful, they would do all the cooking.
My secret to great stuffing is to let someone else make it.
For the holidays I bring out all my traditional recipes -- that really keeps the guest list down.
As the Thanksgiving season approaches remember: All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you will be the 'dinner roll' and 'soda' person for life.
As far as I am concern, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day.
The only difference between a plague of locusts and my relatives is that the locusts don't hang around watching t.v. after the food is gone.
Warmie
