the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while
Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter
before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower.
Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to
stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued
her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and
realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy
wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital
emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to
free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to
lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet
you've never seen anything like this before." The Doctor replied,
"Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and
framed."
Warmie
