Paraprosdokian Sentences 11 - 15

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Paraprosdokian Sentences 11 - 15

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:31 pm

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
But it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Ø Some people are like Slinkies ...
Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,
They can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.


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