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Paraprosdokian Sentences 5 - 10

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:23 pm

Ø We never really grow up,
We only learn how to act in public.

Ø War does not determine who is right -
Only who is left.

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ø The early bird might get the worm,
But the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening',
And then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


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