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Paraprosdokian Sentences 1-5

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:45 pm

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian.
Any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Ø Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Ø If I agreed with you,
We'd both be wrong.


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