Best story of a Wall-Mart Greeter

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wall-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

"Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late.


I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

''They said, "Good morning Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?'''

Warmie

[Monty]

Had to read that one twice before I got it, and a chuckle.

Glad to see that your corner is still here.

When I first get up in the morning it is good to know that I can go to your site and find stuff that makes me start off my day with a laugh.

Good to be back.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

(((((((((((( Monty )))))))))))))))

Thank you, that makes it worthwhile for me, thank you again.

Warmie