Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!
Dog for sale!
* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,
as there are no more thieves, murderers, or
molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh*t.'