@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!
Warmie
