Why did the chicken cross the road?

[ShadowWlf]

DR. PHIL :
>
> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
> realize that he must first deal with the problem on
> 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the
> problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we
> need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
> acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
> before adding 'NEW' problems.
>
> OPRAH :
>
> Well, I understand that the chicken is having
> problems, which is why he wants to cross this road
> so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
> his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
> life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that
> he can just drive across the road and not live his
> life like the rest of the chickens.
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH :
>
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
> road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our
> side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
> against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
> here.
>
> COLIN POWELL :
>
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
> the satellite image of the chicken crossing the
> road...
>
> ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
>
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
> have not yet been allowed to have access to the
> other side of the road.
>
> JOHN KERRY :
>
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road,
> I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross,
> and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I
> am not for it now, and will remain against it.
>
> NANCY GRACE :
>
> That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY!
> You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN :
>
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>
> MARTHA STEWART :
>
> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
> was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's
> Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
> certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
> information.
>
> DR SEUSS :
>
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with
> a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why
> it crossed I've not been told.
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
>
> To die in the rain. Alone.
>
> JERRY FALWELL :
>
> Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see
> the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other
> side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if
> you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say
> we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
> abomination that the liberal media white washes with
> seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.
> That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's
> as plain and as simple as that.
>
> GRANDPA :
>
> In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
> and that was good enough.
>
> BARBARA WALTERS :
>
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
> the heart warming story of how it experienced a
> serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
> its life long dream of crossing the road.
>
> JOHN LENNON :
>
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> together, in peace.
>
> ARISTOTLE :
>
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> BILL GATES :
>
> I have just released eChicken2007, which will not
> only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> important documents, and balance your check book.
> Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
> This new platform is much more stable and will never
> cra...#@&&^(C% . reboot.
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN :
>
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
> road move beneath the chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON :
>
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
> your definition of chicken?
>
> AL GORE:
>
> I invented the chicken!
>
> COLONEL SANDERS :
>
> Did I miss one?
>
> DICK CHENEY :
>
> Where's my gun?
>
> AL SHARPTON :
>
> Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
> chickens.

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