Maxine's 'One day of employment'

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Maxine's 'One day of employment'

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:06 pm

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind ... or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe that anyone could sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Warmie 8)

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Postby Obayan » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:56 am

Sounds like something I'd say......

Welcome to Wal-Mart... get your shit and get out.

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:54 am

Oh man, you gotta love her! LOL think I am becoming her, actually.


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