Quotes for the Depression Forums 03-02-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
-- Gore Vidal

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
-- Marlon Brando