My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
'Yes, yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!', he gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?', I asked.
He answered, 'In 1975... why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT A$$,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-B***H ASKED,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???
Warmie
