Quotes for the Depression Forums 01-30-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
-- J. D. Salinger

The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
-- From the 1985 movie "Bliss"

Communism is like one big phone company.
-- Lenny Bruce