Quotes for the Depression Forums 01-01-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-- Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
-- Galileo Galilei

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
-- Jonathan Swift