Quotes for the day 12-12

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright

By the time we've made it, we've had it.
-- Malcolm Forbes

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis

If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
-- Arthur Schopenhaue