runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough.
I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread.
Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature."
The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here yesterday!"
Warmie
