the old biker ( adult theme )

[xn728]

the old biker had traveled the dusty road for around 2 hours
when he came across the small bar
he parked his hog and as he entered the bar the siqn above him read
a pint of beer £2.00
a burger £2.50
bar meal £5.00
and a hand job £10.00
the sultry barmaid threw the old biker a knowing smile as he approached the bar
she leaned over and said with a big smile ,now then what would you like
the old biker leaned even closer to her and said ,
do you give the 'other job' personally
the barmaid said ,oh yes
the old biker leaned even closer and said ,then id like you to wash your hands please i just have the burger !

[crystalgaze]

LOL rofl

I would request the same thing!


You had me there for a minute because I thought to myself,
"Raunchy! Oh nooooooo!"

That was funny!

[lisalou]

another joke -

a man walks into a psychiatrist's office naked, wrapped in cling film. the psych takes one look at him and says ' well, i can clearly see your nuts'


(sorry,hope no-one finds that inappropriate. sometimes I just have to laugh at the whole thing)!!!!!!

[xn728]

sorry warmsoul ,you can blame me for starting this one rolling .
,,xn728 Ken