SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

Off-and-on topics to brighten your day. Please feel free to comment upon what you've read.

Moderator: Moderators

User avatar
Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posts: 29195
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:46 pm
Contact:

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:40 pm

One Nation, "Under God". One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain Evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God up there?

TOMMY: No..

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes..

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see

the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!

Warmie 8)

Return to “Warmsoul's Corner”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 229 guests