Wedding Ring

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Wedding Ring: True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. So how did it get on there in the first place?

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used Petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what is worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you are married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.

3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.