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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:37 pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.

The very proper lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say, "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "I justa tella my friend how to spella Mississippi."

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Postby georgiapeach » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:42 am

omg, lmao!!!!
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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:33 pm

) Reminds me of some of the conversation in the chat room.

Remember one little lady in another room, years ago, was such a sweetie.

She was trying to type 'shh it's a secret' and didn't get it right. She was so embarrassed, I really felt sorry for her. We had a good laugh at the end of her apologizing

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