Thoughts by Jack Handy (13 and 14 )

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

13. I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

14. If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).

Warmie

[georgiapeach]

lmao... well lets see if chihuahas take over the world there will be little ankle biters biting everything..... and shoving lemons down someones throat isnt to bad of an idea lmao

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Lemons, better uses come to mind, lemonade of course, wink wink