Thoughts by Jack Handy (7 and 8)

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

7. Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

8. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

Warmie

[georgiapeach]

hmmm <--- for number 8!!! but its a true thought
<--- number 7... something i would see when im drunk, then i might need about 5 ppl to help me to bed

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Some funny, some deep, got you laughing and thinking at once. That can hurt!