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Airplane announcements

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:37 pm

An Air Canada plane took off from Torbay Airport in St.John's.
After it reached its cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St.John's to Toronto. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Just sit back and. . . . OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed.

After a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "I'm sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A Newfoundlander passenger yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

Warmie 8)

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Postby georgiapeach » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:22 pm

lmao!!! 8)

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:47 pm

LOL, God knows what I would do or think. Not overly fond of flying.

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Postby georgiapeach » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:18 pm

oh i fly a lot so i find this amusing! it was bad when the power in the plane was down once right before it got in the air... but we made it safely...

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:50 pm

Haven't flown often, but get really nervous about doing that. Guess at that time, the trips were worth the effort. Too bad that is gone out of my life now.

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Postby georgiapeach » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:41 pm

/me huggles jeanie and comforts her....
there will be times like that again in life for you i hope!!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:19 pm

(((((((((((((( GP )))))))))))))))

No that part of my life has come to an end, many reasons and no fight left here.

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Postby georgiapeach » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:26 am

(((((((((((((((( jeanie! )))))))))))))))))))))

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:37 pm

Thank you, can always tell the ones that care. :)


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