Stephen's Quotes for the Depression Forums 4-6

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
-- Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), "The Little Hours"

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
-- Joe Theismann, Former quarterback

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
-- Anonymous