More Food For Thought, for you

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

More Food For Thought

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Who is general failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A mechanic once said "I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder"!

A shin is a device used to find furniture in the dark.

How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

"Laughing stock" is a herd of cattle with a sense of humor!

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If you're so smart tell me what's the speed of dark?

Are corduroy pillows really making headlines!

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand!

[georgiapeach]

If you're so smart tell me what's the speed of dark? thats my favorite!!!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

When did I say I was smart? Never!!

My reply:

Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light.

Now this sounds more plausible, but the flaw in this one is that it seems that dark and light exist at the same time in the same place. What?? Sure, if you turn on the light in a closed room the space that was formerly filled with darkness is now filled with light! That means that the light was always there, but it was surpresses by darkness.

[georgiapeach]

uhh im confused! lmao but its a really good explaination!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Hey, hey! You ask me to explain, so I did.

So there

[georgiapeach]

hehe