Little girl on a plane

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Little girl on a plane

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:53 pm

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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Postby georgiapeach » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:31 pm

lmao!!!!!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:53 pm

Love the 'smart ones' LOL


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