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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:22 pm

What's green, green, green, green, green?

Answer: A Frog rolling down a hill!


How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

Answer: Unhoppy!


What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?

Answer: It got toad!


What did the frog order at McDonald's?

Answer: French Flies and Diet Croak!


Why did the frog say "woof"?

Answer: He was learning a Foreign Language!


How deep can a frog go?

Answer: Knee-Deep Knee-Deep!


What do stylish frogs wear?

Answer: Jumpsuits!


What does a bankrupt frog say?

Answer: Broke! Broke! Broke!


Why are frogs always so happy?

Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!

Warmie 8)

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Postby georgiapeach » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:45 pm

hehe this is cute!


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