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by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Signs Found In Kitchens
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Views: 1846

Signs Found In Kitchens

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:32 am Signs Found In Kitchens Kitchen Closed - This Cook Has Had It! Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here! I'm Creative; You Can't Expect Me To To Be Neat Too! Ring Bell for Maid Service - If No Answer Do It Yourself! I Clean House Every Other Day - Today Is The OTHER Day! If ...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:10 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Can of worms
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Views: 1572

Can of worms

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:31 am A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: SCHOOL SCIENCE
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Views: 1663

SCHOOL SCIENCE

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:20 am A middle school science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:08 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Stone
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Views: 1833

Stone

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:17 am Stone One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away. "Well," the boy said, ...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:06 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Quote(s) for you
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Views: 1804

Quote(s) for you

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:28 am I am more afraid of alcohol that all the bullets of the enemy. - Andrew Jackson If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters. - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:05 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Phobia List - today's letter is "F"
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Views: 1821

Phobia List - today's letter is "F"

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:25 am F- Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever. Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia) Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia) Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimap...
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: Warmsoul's Corner
Topic: Amusing Irrelevant Facts -- Three
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Views: 1717

Amusing Irrelevant Facts -- Three

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:19 am 62. The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people. 63. Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are. [Well, duh, why do you think they go? The men drive them crazy!] 64. Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he pour...

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