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((((((((((( All )))))))))))))) I am sorry to say that due to health reasons, I will not be returning. Thank you for supporting me with the Corner. Your replies and smiles lighten my heart. A final quote for you... Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows yo...

"The Simple Truths" The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life too seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway. One good turn gets all of the blankets. There are two kinds of pedestrians; the quick and the dead. An unbreakable toy is useful...

"NOW CAN WE PLAY DADDY?" After another late night at the office, Daddy came to little son's room just as Johnny was getting in bed. Johnny asked, "Daddy how much do you get paid an hour?" His Daddy replied, "I make $20 an hour ....... Why do you ask Johnny?" There was s...

Have you ever watched kids playing on a merry go round? Or listened to the rain lapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day on...

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testi...

" Just a minute " A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds.He was identifying The shapes "when he decided to talk to God." "God," he said, "how long is a million years?" God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about...

Advice Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tat...

tenjewberrymuds To get the full effect, this message should be read out loud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees...

Hi stillwaters, yep, that would be me, 'humble', as if, LOL.

Glad it worked and caused you to laugh. Laughter is good!!

Warmie

The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

Warmie

God saw you hungry and created McDonalds, Wendy's, and Dairy Queen.

He saw you thirsty and created Coke, juice, coffee and water.

GOD saw you in the dark and created Light.

GOD saw you without a Good Looking, Adorable, Friend .....


so He created ME!!

Warmie

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Warmie

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
--Bill Vaughn

New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Warmie

"Auld Lang Syne" is from old Scottish dialect and can be translated as "times gone by". The poem/song is about love and friendship in times gone by. The lyrics 'We'll take a Cup of Kindness yet' relate to a drink shared by men and women to symbolise friendship. Auld Lang Syne Ver...

The most powerful force in life........... Love

Warmie