TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

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TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:36 pm

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3..Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4..I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5..Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6..You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7..Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .
8..Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .
9..I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing
10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes .
11..NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12..God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13..The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14..Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15..Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16..Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17..Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18 Procrastinate Now!
19..I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20..A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21..A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22..Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken .
24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27..The trouble with life is there's no background music .
28..The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!

Warmie 8)
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Postby Emotional_77 » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:22 pm

22..Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.



lol :lol:

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:21 pm

4..I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
15..Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
27..The trouble with life is there's no background music .

((((((((((( Emotional ))))))))))))))

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Postby hey-its-ok » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:25 pm

no background music? of cause there is background music... can't you hear it?? ... there... softly in the background... the music started since i started taking these med... lol.. kidding :D

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:34 am

(((((((((( hey-its-ok ))))))))))))))))))

Is it playing my song as well?

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Postby hey-its-ok » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:52 am

today its playing "only you" ... yd it played "a shoulder to cry on" by tommy page :D

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:25 am

Only you? Is it "only you can make the world seem right", love that song!!

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Postby hey-its-ok » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:15 pm

yes, that's the one... only you can make the world seem right... :D

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:06 am

God, I love that song. And someday I will find that 'only you'. Will use my head next time, not so much the heart.

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