Quotes - October 21, 2012
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:10 am
Thanks Stephen.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
-- Warren Buffett
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
-- Joe Martin, Mister Boffo
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain, Speech in New York, Nov. 20, 1900
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
-- Warren Buffett
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
-- Joe Martin, Mister Boffo
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain, Speech in New York, Nov. 20, 1900