Undertale

[PixieArmy]

Granted, but you can only browse educational pages: ex, finishing with .edu

I wish my football team wins all the games next season

[Qualtector]

granted but they lose every game for the following 6 years by one goal every time.

I wish they invented a cure to wet dog smell.

[porcupine]

Granted, but now they smell worse when they're dry.

I wish I had a box of chocolates at this moment.

[JonsDragonEyes]

Granted , but now you have to give the whole box to ME ! Mmm Yummy lol

I wish for a free trip to the Bahamas

[porcupine]

Granted, but you have to spend the entire trip in the nude.

I wish for a big bag of American hard gums, that I can only eat myself.

[JonsDragonEyes]

ha ha Great. Now the whole island of the Bahamas will be traumatized.

Granted !! But you eating all of those sweets gives you a cavity sending you to the dentist. ( evil laughter )




Um , hmm I wish for a gigantic blizzard this coming winter because I love snow......

[porcupine]

Granted, but it's yellow snow (if you know what I mean).

I wish to have the most beautiful hair in the world.

[JonsDragonEyes]

lol Grrr .. you almost got me one that one. I had to think a little bit.

GRANTED !! But of course with all that awesome hair comes the side affect of days dealing with high air humidity.

TRusssst me I know. ha ha Some days my head is a cross between Bozo the Clown and me looking like I stuck my finger in a light socket.

ha

I wish for super human strength magical powers !!

[porcupine]

Granted, but the magical powers are everything you touch turns to cornflakes and you have a super strength sense of smell for horrible smells.

I wish I could be invisible at will.

[JonsDragonEyes]

haha ! That is a really good response.

Granted ... but you can only do that on Halloween. The most magical time of the year after all.

I wish I was a world famous chef

[porcupine]

Granted, but you are famous for being the worst chef in the world.

I wish I had the best singing voice ever.

[JonsDragonEyes]

lol Uh oh...

Granted but you suffer through endless cases of stage fright.

I wish I could go on a treasure hunting adventure like Indiana Jones

[porcupine]

Granted, but the treasure is at the bottom of a sewage pit and you have to dive through to get it.

I wish I had a pet goat.

[JonsDragonEyes]

ha ha Oh man ,

Granted .... But the goat has some serious abandonment issues and cries very loudly outside your bedroom window every night.


I wish my cat could be in the next really awesome cat food advertisement commercial. She eats that stuff like crazy. I might as well put her fat little tubby buns to good use.

[porcupine]

Granted, but she's got big headed and will only associate with celebrities.

I wish I could get something nice in the mail for a change.